$PEP
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BUY $PEP•HOLD $PEP•RETIRE•SEC APPROVED VIBES•POOLED EMPLOYER PLAN•FOR THE WORKERS•
BUY $PEP•HOLD $PEP•RETIRE•SEC APPROVED VIBES•POOLED EMPLOYER PLAN•FOR THE WORKERS•
New SEC Guidance · 2026-43

BUY $PEP.
HOLD $PEP.
RETIRE.

The SEC just blessed Pooled Employer Plans for every American worker. We took the hint and made one you can actually buy. Welcome to $PEP — the retirement coin floating in the kiddie pool of the American dream.

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$PEP mascot floating in a red and white pool with cash
+401(k)%

FOR THE WORKERS

Built for every American clocking in. No suits, no minimums, no 30-year vesting cliffs.

POOLED & CHILL

We pool, you chill. The pool is also a literal pool. With floaties.

RETIRE EVENTUALLY

Hold $PEP long enough and one day you stop showing up to work. That's the whole pitch.

THE 3-STEP RETIREMENT PLAN

Financial advisors hate this. Mostly because they weren't invited to the pool.

01

BUY

Acquire $PEP with whatever's left after rent. Even $20 counts. Especially $20.

02

HOLD

Do nothing. Resist the urge to check the chart. Touch grass. Sit by the pool.

03

RETIRE

Quit your job. Move to a small town. Buy a hammock. You did it.

TOKENOMICS

Total Supply
401,000,000
Liquidity
85%
Retirement Fund
10%
Pool Floaties
5%
CA: PEP4Retire1nThePoo1Forever1111111111111111

HOW TO BUY

  1. 1Get a wallet. Phantom or MetaMask. Whichever your nephew set up for you.
  2. 2Fund it with SOL or ETH. The amount you'd otherwise spend on lottery tickets is fine.
  3. 3Swap for $PEP using the contract address above.
  4. 4Close the app. Forget about it. Wait for retirement.

FAQ

Is this a real retirement plan?+

It's as real as the SEC's new PEP guidance. Read into that what you will.

Will I actually retire?+

Statistically, eventually, yes. We're just optimizing the timeline.

Why the frog?+

He saw the SEC press release first. He gets a finder's fee.

Is this financial advice?+

Absolutely not. This is a pool party with a contract address.